That's Kansas

Meet Southern1. He likes to comment on Wichita Eagle stories. He's got some pretty strong opinions and he's not afraid to share.

On interracial marriage and children.

I think we all know what he means by "they."

On the NAACP.

He believes rape victims should carry their rapist's child.

"David Duke is the Martin Luther King Jr. of white people."

"Waah waah the newspaper won't print my racist diatribes."

"How dare black people be more successful than me. Somebody should stop them!"

Black men writing from a black perpsective? Somebody get David Duke in here, because no white men write for newspapers anymore.

Since when was Kansas ever part of the Confederacy?

"Both took drugs. Elvis' were prescribed. He took them so he could sleep and then wake up enough to perform. He was never stoned."

He has terrible taste in tattoos. Really, a confederate flag tattoo, that's how you know you're a winner. On the bright side, I suppose it's easy to coordinate with a soiled t-shirt and the Skoal ring in his jeans.

Of course, he hates homosexuals too.

I'm racist, but I don't hate black people. I only call them monkeys and pimps when they act like it.

That's right, the Michael Richards joke was rude. To reiterate, the "joke" was Richards losing his shit and screaming, "HE'S A NIGGER!" six times. Yeah, I bet this guy watches BET all the time.

I can't imagine what kind of things he said.

No white pimps? I guess he never saw Foxy Brown.

(obviously racist post)

Fantasises about shooting black people.

Also a wiccan.

I'll let this white asshole speak for himself.

"It is not my culture and not music." So does he only listen to classical, except that fag Slav Tchaikovsky?

I wonder what that true race name is.

Also a believer in New Age horse shit.

But he is right about one thing.

The Wichita Eagle ran an article on the local school superintendent addressing the Hispanic chamber of congress at their next luncheon. Any story involving Hispanics is naturally met with fist shaking and screams of MEXICAAAAANNNNNSSSSSSS!!!! Here's a selection of some of the comments on the story.
Who would've guessed that people would get so uppity about supporting Hispanic youths in their education? Oh, that's right, I forgot, every Hispanic person is apparently a filthy Spanish speaker suckling off the teat of Uncle Sam.  MY TAXDOLLARS!!!!

In our next story, there was an illness outbreak at a restaurant, the probable source a gas leak. But since it was a Mexican restaurant, it must've been those dirty illegals.

I suppose he means this incident. Perhaps he should be mad at farmers and not "dirty workers."

Finally, we have the classic "Perhaps it is you who is racist."

Unfortunately, I’ve lost all the comments from the story about a local grocery store chain planning to open Hispanic themed store. These people, who at any other time champion the free market, did nothing but bitch and moan about a business catering to a certain sect of the community, only because it’s La Raza.