Posts Tagged stupid

Spotlight: Greyhound Part 1

Posted on Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 at 21:35

Today I'd like to introduce you to Greyhound.

I believe Rush Limbaugh is a big fat misogynist, I guess that makes me racist.
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It's pretty clear he doesn't know what any of these words mean.
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Don't ever let anyone tell you nobody really calls Obama a nazi.
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Too bad he's been dead 20 years.
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Literally has no idea what he's talking about.
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And finally, this gem. There's so many things wrong with this, but I'll just tackle one thing. The CDC states "...if new HIV infections continue at their current rate worldwide, women with HIV may soon outnumber men with HIV." So much for a gay only disease.
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Cockfighting is A-Okay!

Posted on Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 at 22:11

Courtesy of Kake: "Sedgwick County Investigates Possible Cock Fighting Ranch"
93 cages of cocks were seized by the police, along with cock fighting paraphernalia (tiny rooster boxing gloves, maybe?), and cock enhancing drugs. You'd think it'd be pretty straight forward, but no.

The police came in and stole the chickens, who knows why.chickens1

Yeah, since when is it against the law to make animals fight for my profit? IT'S LIKE WE'RE LIVING IN RUSSIA!
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And we can always find a way to shoehorn in some quip about illegal immigrants.
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Illegals deregulated the financial industry and crashed the economy.
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If it weren't for David Beckham I'd be a pro soccer player. Illegals are always taking those professional sports jobs.
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Japan?
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Hell yeah, we eat chickens anyway, I should be able to torture them however I please, you smelly hippies.
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I just tied metal spurs on their feet so they could kill each other, they were fighting anyway, what's the big deal?
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And for a completely alternate world view of history...
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I don't think that's right, Mr. Peabody.
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Spotlight: Southern1

Posted on Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 at 13:49

Meet Southern1. He likes to comment on Wichita Eagle stories. He's got some pretty strong opinions and he's not afraid to share.

On interracial marriage and children.
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I think we all know what he means by "they."
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On the NAACP.
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He believes rape victims should carry their rapist's child.
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"David Duke is the Martin Luther King Jr. of white people."
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"Waah waah the newspaper won't print my racist diatribes."
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"How dare black people be more successful than me. Somebody should stop them!"
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Black men writing from a black perpsective? Somebody get David Duke in here, because no white men write for newspapers anymore.
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Since when was Kansas ever part of the Confederacy?
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"Both took drugs. Elvis' were prescribed. He took them so he could sleep and then wake up enough to perform. He was never stoned."
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He has terrible taste in tattoos. Really, a confederate flag tattoo, that's how you know you're a winner. On the bright side, I suppose it's easy to coordinate with a
soiled t-shirt and the Skoal ring in his jeans.
He has terrible taste in tattoos. Really, a confederate flag tattoo, that's how you know you're a winner. On the bright side, I suppose it's easy to coordinate with a soiled t-shirt and the Skoal ring in his jeans.
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Of course, he hates homosexuals too.
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I'm racist, but I don't hate black people. I only call them monkeys and pimps when they act like it.
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That's right, the Michael Richards joke was rude. To reiterate, the "joke" was Richards losing his shit and screaming, "HE'S A NIGGER!" six times. Yeah, I bet this guy watches BET all the time.

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I can't imagine what kind of things he said.
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No white pimps? I guess he never saw Foxy Brown.
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(obviously racist post)
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Fantasises about shooting black people.
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Also a wiccan.
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I'll let this white asshole speak for himself.
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"It is not my culture and not music." So does he only listen to classical, except that fag Slav Tchaikovsky?
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I wonder what that true race name is.
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Also a believer in New Age horse shit.
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But he is right about one thing.
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