That's Kansas

Meet Southern1. He likes to comment on Wichita Eagle stories. He's got some pretty strong opinions and he's not afraid to share.

On interracial marriage and children.

I think we all know what he means by "they."

On the NAACP.

He believes rape victims should carry their rapist's child.

"David Duke is the Martin Luther King Jr. of white people."

"Waah waah the newspaper won't print my racist diatribes."

"How dare black people be more successful than me. Somebody should stop them!"

Black men writing from a black perpsective? Somebody get David Duke in here, because no white men write for newspapers anymore.

Since when was Kansas ever part of the Confederacy?

"Both took drugs. Elvis' were prescribed. He took them so he could sleep and then wake up enough to perform. He was never stoned."

He has terrible taste in tattoos. Really, a confederate flag tattoo, that's how you know you're a winner. On the bright side, I suppose it's easy to coordinate with a soiled t-shirt and the Skoal ring in his jeans.

Of course, he hates homosexuals too.

I'm racist, but I don't hate black people. I only call them monkeys and pimps when they act like it.

That's right, the Michael Richards joke was rude. To reiterate, the "joke" was Richards losing his shit and screaming, "HE'S A NIGGER!" six times. Yeah, I bet this guy watches BET all the time.

I can't imagine what kind of things he said.

No white pimps? I guess he never saw Foxy Brown.

(obviously racist post)

Fantasises about shooting black people.

Also a wiccan.

I'll let this white asshole speak for himself.

"It is not my culture and not music." So does he only listen to classical, except that fag Slav Tchaikovsky?

I wonder what that true race name is.

Also a believer in New Age horse shit.

But he is right about one thing.