Wishing they'd bring back debtors' prison
Posted on Saturday, October 24th, 2009 at 00:37Free Spay/Neutering program for low-income Wichita residents
God forbid my taxes go to something that does do some good in the world, I won't stand for it!

He's right, the only poor people there are choose to be poor. And why wouldn't they? You get free spay or neutering for your dog, you get to live in terrible areas of town, you get the most nutritionally bankrupt food, and you get to live with the constant day to day humiliation and hopelessness that comes with not being able to do anything, go anywhere, or have any fun. But you're lucky, because statistically, you're going to die sooner.

Hey look, someone's advocating eugenics.

Kansans live in a fantasy land where you can never become broke due to unforeseen circumstances. Once a lazy poor, always a lazy poor. Let this be a lesson to you: if you have any intent to become poor, ever, get rid of your pets. You deserve no happiness in this world. While you're at it, get rid of your kids, too. And your car. You're so poor I know you don't pay taxes and thus shouldn't be using public roads.