That's Kansas

Hey Kansas singles, are you looking for love? I've got the cream of the crop for you. Today we're featuring Kansas' most eligible bachelorettes.

Meet sweet and adorable Aleece. At 20, she admits she's "not so smart educationaly [sic] but very wise." While she did drop out of high school and is currently unemployed, she's got a lot going on, like her 2 year old son and she's working towards opening her own nail salon.

Next, we have Kelly. Kelly prides herself on being the cool girlfriend, she won't nag you or play mindgames. She's also very down to earth and enjoys burping and farting.

Here's music lover djnightshade99. She likes listening to bands such as Rob Zombie, Mudvayne, Jack off Jill, Nine Inch Nails, Slipknot, and Static X. So, if you're a time traveler from 2001, djnightshade99's the gal for you.

Here we have sweet_lady73, a self described fun loving, outgoing gal who's really good at "cooking, gardening, being sweet." If you're looking for a sweet partner to join you as you both try to quit smoking, contact sweet_lady73.

Finally we have super rad MissezKissez, a 24 year old mother of 2, currently employed at a pizza parlor. She enjoys skipping, reading, and secretly dreams of training to be a ninja warrior.

The Wichita Eagle ran an article on the local school superintendent addressing the Hispanic chamber of congress at their next luncheon. Any story involving Hispanics is naturally met with fist shaking and screams of MEXICAAAAANNNNNSSSSSSS!!!! Here's a selection of some of the comments on the story.
Who would've guessed that people would get so uppity about supporting Hispanic youths in their education? Oh, that's right, I forgot, every Hispanic person is apparently a filthy Spanish speaker suckling off the teat of Uncle Sam.  MY TAXDOLLARS!!!!

In our next story, there was an illness outbreak at a restaurant, the probable source a gas leak. But since it was a Mexican restaurant, it must've been those dirty illegals.

I suppose he means this incident. Perhaps he should be mad at farmers and not "dirty workers."

Finally, we have the classic "Perhaps it is you who is racist."

Unfortunately, I’ve lost all the comments from the story about a local grocery store chain planning to open Hispanic themed store. These people, who at any other time champion the free market, did nothing but bitch and moan about a business catering to a certain sect of the community, only because it’s La Raza.

Greetings and salutations,

I created this blog in order to document the psychosis of residents of Kansas in hopes that it will either shame them into changing or make people laugh. I'll take either.