That's Kansas » That’s Kansas

Scarecrow — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:52:07 +0000

Normally I feel bad when I see a business fail. Not this time. Tonight I saw that Sugar Sisters Bakery is gone. Good fucking riddance. A pretentious jerk like me should love a whimsical cupcake shop. Except, no. Say what you will about any fast food place, but I've never been to one with such shitty service as Sugar Sisters. I was flat out ignored for at least 10 minutes. And then charged a ridiculous amount for a shitty dry cupcake, akin to eating crumbly cat turds. First and only time I ever went.

Yes I will post again

Scarecrow — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:38:20 +0000

Still alive, still here, just busy with school and work. In the meantime...

I felt sticky after watching this

Scarecrow — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:09:55 +0000

I heard that Insane Clown Posse was recently in Wichita. I'm not mad at you, Wichita, just disappointed. ~~You're better than that.~~ Obviously you're not.

To tide you over

Scarecrow — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:42:53 +0000

All right guys, I'm waiting to do an entry on the Tea Party they had in Wichita last week until I can scan something I was given. I just have to share it. In the meantime, here's a video to tide you over. OH, I KNOW THOSE PLACES!!

What's the Matter With Kansas? trailer

Scarecrow — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:59:24 +0000

Do you get a hat when you graduate?

Scarecrow — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:22:38 +0000

Spotlight: Greyhound Part 2

Scarecrow — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 07:33:03 +0000

While sorting through my files for the next Spotlight: Greyhound, I began to notice that many of Greyhound's posts have a similar theme: violence.

This is this the first car of the crazy train.

Toot toot.

Oh my...

Has fantasies about shooting vandals.

Amping up the creep factor. Somehow I don't see the anarchists caring very much.

If "extreme left" were taken out it might be believable.

In case you don't know, they're both dead.

Always says something about "both sides" being violent, yet I don't see this kind of talk from the "other side".

Having visions of Ruby Ridge.

Jesus Christ

Wants to strangle homosexuals.

Here comes the paranoid right wing revolution caboose.

They're hunting socialists.

Wishing they'd bring back debtors' prison

Scarecrow — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:37:21 +0000

Free Spay/Neutering program for low-income Wichita residents

God forbid my taxes go to something that does do some good in the world, I won't stand for it!

He's right, the only poor people there are choose to be poor. And why wouldn't they? You get free spay or neutering for your dog, you get to live in terrible areas of town, you get the most nutritionally bankrupt food, and you get to live with the constant day to day humiliation and hopelessness that comes with not being able to do anything, go anywhere, or have any fun. But you're lucky, because statistically, you're going to die sooner.

Hey look, someone's advocating eugenics.

Kansans live in a fantasy land where you can never become broke due to unforeseen circumstances. Once a lazy poor, always a lazy poor. Let this be a lesson to you: if you have any intent to become poor, ever, get rid of your pets. You deserve no happiness in this world. While you're at it, get rid of your kids, too. And your car. You're so poor I know you don't pay taxes and thus shouldn't be using public roads.

Jeff Dunham to perform at Intrust Arena

Scarecrow — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:04:25 +0000

Kansans love tired stereotype based and borderline offensive comedy masquerading as family friendly comedy. With puppets.

Gross.

Spotlight: Greyhound Part 1

Scarecrow — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:35:58 +0000

Today I'd like to introduce you to Greyhound.

I believe Rush Limbaugh is a big fat misogynist, I guess that makes me racist.

It's pretty clear he doesn't know what any of these words mean.

Don't ever let anyone tell you nobody really calls Obama a nazi.

Too bad he's been dead 20 years.

Literally has no idea what he's talking about.

And finally, this gem. There's so many things wrong with this, but I'll just tackle one thing. The CDC states "...if new HIV infections continue at their current rate worldwide, women with HIV may soon outnumber men with HIV." So much for a gay only disease.